25 Unintentionally Adorable Crusty-Eyed White Dogs With a Big Heart and Exactly Two Teeth

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Aug 7, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

Everybody knows somebody who has a crusty-eyed little white dog.

It trembles, it's inexplicably crispy, it's outlived 90% of the family, and its name is Marshmallow. This little shaky critter is a specific breed of pooch that somehow drank from the River of Everlasting Life instead of the Fountain of Beauty and toes the line between utter uselessness and undeniable charm. Despite their ugliness, they are beloved by all who have them as their pets–goopy eyes and wet beards included!

So if you or someone you love has a 27-year-old crusty white dog, send them this collection of little crusty beauties to uplift their spirits and convince them to get a second, slightly younger, and slightly less crispy version of the pet they will always cherish. The dog that they love may not have all of their original teeth, but they have a heart of gold that no hooman could resist.

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